The Hills: 'Don't Act Innocent' Recap

The young cast mates of MTV's The Hills just get dumber and dumber. During last night's episode, Stephanie and Doug prove that Lauren should stay the hell away from the both of them, and Heidi's mother gives us hope, as she proves to be the only smart blonde to make an appearance on the show (other than Whitney).

Doug and Stephanie hang out again, and everybody in The Hills knows about it. Doug claims that he's going to have Stephanie's back, if anyone tries to give her crap about going out on dates with him. Instead, Doug tries to call out and lie that Stephanie is stalking and flirting with him through text messages and such. Stephanie makes claims that she only ever wanted to be just friends with Doug and that he kept pushing her into dating.

Finally, Lauren sees through it all. She probably congratulates herself when Doug refers to her as "just an ex-fling!" Can you believe that he calls her that in front of her face? What's wrong with Doug? Is he becoming Lauren's new Spencer or what?

Speaking of Spencer; he seems to have a good time being rude to Mrs. Montag, Heidi's mom. Mom Montag and Spencer have lunch together, and the conversation on Spencer's end is so childish. I wanted to jump up and down on my couch like Tom Cruise on the Oprah Winfrey Show when Mom Montag was calling Spencer "controlling, manipulative, condescending, rude, hostel and disrespectful!" I love her for that!

I always wonder: Where are the parents of these rich kids? The parents need to make more appearances on The Hills and in the lives of these brats!

Heidi and her mom have lunch together too and that only makes the situation worst. Mom Montag cries when she realizes how much her daughter as well as the relationship with her daughter have changed. Heidi needs to get out the Bible and start praying for a brain. Why can't she see that Spencer is a bad influence in her life? Talk about a dumb blonde!

Next week on The Hills, Heidi shows us (more) of how ignorant and brainwashed she is by Spencer and Spencer continues to be a jerk to everyone. I think Heidi is with Spencer to have some type of spot light on the show.