"K" is My Favorite Letter of the Alphabet

So it's Sunday evening and that means Keeping up with the Kardashians and Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane on the Style network. Here's a rundown of this week's shows.

I'm not sure why the Style network has "premiered" Keeping up with the Kardashians as a new season. The season may be new to Style, but I've already seen this episode on E! At least Style gave a double dose of shows, back to back, so I'll let the bamboozling slide this time.

In the first episode, Kourtney, the oldest Kardashian sista, allows Kim to go through her boyfriend's phone. Kourtney discovers that her boyfriend, whatever his name is, has swapped text messages with some female friends. Of course, the text messages are inappropriate, and Kourtney gets pissed. It's the same old story: Girlfriend, or girlfriend's sister in this case, goes through boyfriend's phone, discovers something that she didn't want to, she discusses it with the boyfriend, and he manages to talk his way out of the bad situation, which leads to forgiveness from the girlfriend. But, making this situation unique, is Kourt's display of strength. She vows to slowly let the boyfriend back into her life and, all is good in the hood.

Where is Kim, during all of this 007 drama that she caused? She's too busy yelling at her mother/manager about getting a $2500 suite in Miami. I love Mom Kardashian for telling Kim to not be a "spoiled brat" after Kim demands that the suite "needs to magically become available." Kim seems to be a cool gal, but her quick found fame has definitely gone to her head.

In tonight's second episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians, Rob introduces his Cheetah Girl girlfriend to his family and the world along with a permanent tattoo of his gal's name on his bod. WTF? After three months, homeboy has a tat of his girlfriend's name on his body-Adrienne Bailon? That's got to be a record for being p*ssy whipped! He even mentions, in front of his two youngest sisters and his mother, that his Cheetah looks "much better naked." Poor thing. We see him shed a lot of tears, when Cheetah goes to India to shoot the third Cheetah Girl movie. But of course, Kourtney and Khole save the day, and they gift him with a plane ticket to India to visit his Cheetah.

I think Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane was a new episode. At least, it was new to me. Although, the Style network tricked me again. This episode was only a countdown of Kimora's Top 10 Most Fabulous Moments. It was still entertaining after numbers 10 and 9, so I decided to watch the full 30 minutes. Here are my favorite moments.

At number eight: Unique Speak. If you watch Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane, you'll notice that she has a lot of catch phrases. Move over Paris Hilton with your one phrase: "That's Hot." Kimora's got about a million phrases that she has made her own. If Kimora had a conversation with Paris, it would probably go something like this: "Paris, you must stay fabulous. Having jail time and a sex tape to your name, is faux fab. Don't wear anything that makes you look like Hank the Jank. Fabulosity equals power, sexiness and stability."

The Queen Bee makes number four on the countdown. I love how Kimora moves from a feature in The Source magazine to the cover story. This accomplishment is monumental - The Source only puts male rappers on the cover. Did you see Kimora's Source cover? It's breathtaking. She's the perfect example of a fantastic bi-racial beauty.

Number one is Super Fabulous Mom. Ming Lee and Aoki Lee are her daughters, and they are two of the most beautiful little girls I have ever seen! Aoki Lee, the youngest, is definitely the most charismatic, but they both have a cute personality. You can easily understand why, no matter how busy Kimora Lee Simmons is with her multi-million dollar businesses, her most important job is being Mom.

I just can't get enough of those crazy Kardashians and that out-of-this-world Kimora!

Keeping up with the Kardashians airs on Sundays @ 7pm (EST) on Style
Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane airs on Sundays @ 8pm (EST) on Style

Kardashian image is from eonline.com.
Kimora image is from mystyle.com.